To Be A Gentleman.

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t”. - Tom Waits This is the only definition for the designation of gentleman that I accept. Also, I am not a gentleman. I can’t play the accordion, but if I could, I would play it constantly and at every opportunity.

Oranges

No matter how bad or weird a mood I’m in, I’m always grateful when someone peels an Orange in my close vacinity. It smells like a deep and calming breath. It smells like life. It’s like God is giving you CPR.

Song: How Could I Have Known?

Mitch McConnell

Damn, Mitch McConnell in the hospital after taking a spill at a Washington area hotel. Hang in there big guy. I’m sure they’ll get you pumped full of adrenochrome and back in the sewers biting fairies in half in no time.

Song: The Sermon Under The Mount

A Beautiful Sound

There is a sound during the prayer at mosque of all the people kneeling at the same time that sounds like thunder and rattles the walls. It gives me a chill every time I hear it. It is the most beautiful sound.