Thursday, November 5, 2009

Terrible Poetry Jokes

"A horse walks into a bar where Walt Whitman and Ezra Pound are drinking.

BARTENDER (to horse): Why the long face?

WHITMAN (to everyone): I, too, am a horse.

POUND (to Whitman): Shut the fuck up."

-From Terrible Poetry Jokes, by Peter LaVelle

3 comments:

Willie Y said...

What did the poet say to Luke
Skywalker?

Answer: “Metaphors be with you.”

Spencer Troxell said...

Good point.

Daniel Tricarico said...

That was simile to another joke I heard once.