"A horse walks into a bar where Walt Whitman and Ezra Pound are drinking.
BARTENDER (to horse): Why the long face?
WHITMAN (to everyone): I, too, am a horse.
POUND (to Whitman): Shut the fuck up."
-From Terrible Poetry Jokes, by Peter LaVelle
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Terrible Poetry Jokes
-From Terrible Poetry Jokes, by Peter LaVelle
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3 comments:
What did the poet say to Luke
Skywalker?
Answer: “Metaphors be with you.”
Good point.
That was simile to another joke I heard once.
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