Say It To The People That Matter

"Since I arrived here, not once has my poor cock stood up straight. It's as though it doesn't exist. It is also resting from the stresses of these days. But in spite of it, I myself am thinking tenderrly of your old, dear cunt. I want to suck on it, shove my tongue all the way inside it...I will ever more strongly fuck you with my tongue and with my cock." - Leon Trotsky in a letter he wrote to his wife while they were exiled in Mexico. 

While reading this letter it occurred to me that maybe if Trotsky had written letters like this to Stalin, they could have avoided their famous personality conflict.