Question: is this driver telling me to ‘run a dick’ as a creative variant on ‘suck a dick/go fuck yourself’, or is it more of a helpful recommendation, like, ‘You know buddy, I never thought I’d be the kind of guy to get into running dicks, but I tried it on vacation a few years ago, and it’s actually really great. Me and the fellas actually run dicks every Saturday now. Very relaxing. I think you’d enjoy it’.