Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Hippothetical

My son and I created a new word today that is sure to become a fixture in everyday human vernacular:


Hippothetical: planning for, or conjecture about the possible involvement of hippos in any given scenario.


“Hippothetically speaking, we should probably bring a few heads of lettuce on this trip to Dollar General, just in case we run into some angry hippos”.

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