Midterm Reaction

Good news from the races I cared the most about: 1. John Fetterman won, thank God. I haven’t rooted as hard for a candidate to win since Nina Turner’s last run. Also, good on Oprah for endorsing Fetterman after basically being responsible for creating Oz. Grown up shit. 2. Steve Chabot is now free to maunder through Ohio’s network of dying malls, which seems like something he’d enjoy doing. 3. It looks like Mark Kelly is going to defeat school shooter candidate Blake Masters in Arizona and Warnock is going to edge out everyone’s favorite badge-having, abortion-paying-for, CTE Sufferer Hershel Walker. Bad news: Ohio is sending our answer to Ted Cruz to the Senate. JD Vance is an annoying, phoney, epic-posting nerd with a highly punchable face. I guess at least some jobs may be generated from the adrenochrome processing factories he will definitely be bringing into the state.