Wednesday, August 20, 2008


my son and I made a very good salad yesterday. It goes like this:

take some iceberg lettuce, put it on a styrofoam plate (use styrofoam because it creates jobs. As patriotic Americans, it is the least we can do).

On top of the iceberg lettuce, put some faux crab meat from your local grocery story. Sprinkle with Gorgonzola cheese and sushi vinegar.

Top off with just a few pieces of sushi ginger, and voila.

This meal is best eaten on the floor in your living room while listening to The Police and playing a thousand games of dominoes in a row. Eat with plastic forks (good for the economy) and drink gatorade. Proceed to lose repeated games of dominoes to your seven year old son.

A good time for everyone.

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