3/22: Whenever I see two people
jogging, I like to imagine the person in the back is chasing the person in the
front. Today I saw a young guy in pretty good shape jogging, and about fifteen
feet behind him there was an older, heavy set guy kind of huffing along.
Looking at the older guy I thought, "There's no way he's going to catch
that guy...Dude is definitely going to get away".
3/22: Sometimes I feel like I've
barely amassed enough wisdom to advise my kids on their elementary school
trials and tribulations. Hopefully I'll have collected enough of the good stuff
to advise them through their teens, twenties, and thirties by the time they
reach those stages. Parenting is a humbling vocation.
3/21: Jesus wants you to be a sheep,
baby; I want you to be the wolf that I know you are.
3/20: People waste years and years
studying the intricacies of a given issues when it turns out all they really
needed to understand EVERY issue was to just tune into a couple of hours of
conservative talk radio every weekday.
3/20: Confession: I spend very
little time thinking about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
3/19: Fuck today right in the ass.
3/16: The next time a comic company
decides to kill off one of its most popular heroes to boost sales, I hope they
don't have the character die in an epic battle to save the universe. It would
be better if they died because they got drunk and forgot to turn the gas stove
off, and then fell asleep with a lit cigarette in their hand. Wolverine comes
to mind.
3/15: I can't think of a less
rewarding job than being a wwf ref. Nobody listens to those guys.
3/15: I feel bad for all of the
women in my life because they have to deal with me, but I don't know what I
would do without them. They're the only reasonable people I know.
3/13: I think it's funny when people
start to speculate about a new pope's potential move towards more modern views
on social issues. I am sure there have been plenty of gay popes, but i doubt a
pope will ever endorse gay marriage. I'm glad for that, too. It just hastens
the church's journey to obscurity, and provides a needed shadow to the light of
progress, reason, and humanism.
3/13: I like it when there is snow
on the roof of music hall. It's pretty.
3/12: Hey, do you guys remember
Sarah Palin? What the fuck was that all about?
3/11: Let's get old and fat
together.
3/10: I chastise my kids for picking
their noses, but i pick my nose all the time.
3/10: Reading accounts of the tribulations
of afflicted artists in Kay Redfield Jamison's 'touched with fire', it occurs
to me that if god had really wanted to make Christ suffer, he would have given
him manic-depression instead of sending him to the cross.
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