I have come to accept that all of us are full of shit to a certain extent. I guess the goal in life is to keep the percentage of shit on our ingredients label as low as possible, like, say, under 10%, and to cram in as many virtues as possible without completely ruining the flavor. We all need to meet our daily requirements of compassion, patience, and humility, with just the right mix of vice and neurosis to maintain our patented taste. Too much of the secret sauce causes diabeetus of course, and we never want to tip the full-of-shit balance so heavily that our label reads ‘Complete Shit, now with human flavoring’.
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