Look at all the nooses. They hung them in a flurry, anticipating a revolution that never came. All of those empty-eyed nooses, they’re winking at us baby; because we didn’t go crazy
or buy a gun.
The would-be insurgents all feel silly now,with their stashes of bibles and bottled water.
Were they really going to do it to us?
Were they really going to burn it down?
A revolution staged at Waffle House. A revolution of riding lawnmowers. A revolution so efficient, everyone was home in time to watch C.S.I.