"Who put canned laughter into my crucifixion scene?" - Charles Simic
"I will sign the Declaration only after a game of hacky sack."-John Handcock
That's another big one.
"Woah, shit! Did you see that? That thing was huge? What? No, definitely not a mosquito. It was too big to be a mosquito. Plus, it was wearing glasses..."-John Adams
Never trust a mosquito with glasses, for sure.
"I can never get my sideburns even. I might as well just wear a wig."-George Washington
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