I got into work around 6 am yesterday morning, and was greeted with two big, burly guys arguing about whose snoring is worse. Excerpt:
Man 1: Motherfucker, your snoring kept me up all night! You need some of those breathing strips or something!
Man 2 (to man 3): He thinks he doesn't snore at all, but he snores louder than anybody! I just don't complain about it!
Every married couple should be able to understand where these guys are coming from.
They sound like my wife and myself.
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