You Can Make A Crowd Clap

you can make a crowd clap by saying conservative things
you can make a crowd clap by saying liberal things

you can make a crowd clap by saying there in no god
you can make a crowd clap by saying 'god is great!'

you can make a crowd clap by being subtle
you can make a crowd clap by being blunt

you can make a crowd clap by stroking them
you can make a crowd clap by poking them

all that is fine, all that is great,
as long as you remember;

no amount of wishing can fill a christmas stocking
and a monkey with an erection is always in love.