Work for the C.I.A. (Born in The U.S.A parody)

Made in a laboratory 

By scientists to win the presidency 

Killing in mock interviews by age 3

I could roll up my sleeves before I could read

Work for the CIA

I work for the CIA

I work for the CIA

Work for the CIA

Got uncovered as a racist rat

When I was mayor but we covered it back

McKinsey mind prepares me for that

Donors won’t bail if the victims are black

Work for the CIA

I work for the CIA

I work for the CIA

I work for the CIA

Rigged the first caucus in the primary

Though nobody bought my victory speech

The establishment invested so much in me

But I will still lose against Bernie

I worked hard on my resume to look like a good candidate

Never read Ulysses

Claimed to speak languages I can’t speak

But nobody likes me cuz’ I’m Mayo Pete.